Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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