mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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