Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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