She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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