So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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