OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You're like the curious george of whores
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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