yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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