They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The adults are the big ones right?
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