you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
How external is "for external use only"?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just high enough for therapy.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Randomize
