Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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