I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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