i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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