Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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