He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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