Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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