my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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