is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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