I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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