I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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