Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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