Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
