we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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