i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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