Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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