We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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