i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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