No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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