Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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