Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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