The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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