I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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