if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
its liver damage thursday
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