her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The adults are the big ones right?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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