I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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