After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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