I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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