On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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