Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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