is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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