would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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