Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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