I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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