I'm lost and stupid without you.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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