i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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