With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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