Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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