You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
All the doctor said was why
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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