At least make sure they are 18
Why
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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