Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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