Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
And then he peed in my hair
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