i permit you to call me
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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