If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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