she was so not down for the gang bang
Acid is not a monday night drug
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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he was CRYING into my vagina
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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