I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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