Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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