I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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